an epic trilogy
This is exactly what I’ve been looking for my entire life.
Sharks get a bad rap for being dangerous predators that are constantly devouring humans, but there is a whole world of things out there that will kill before a shark does. Here are just a few of those things.
WHO THE FUCK GETS KILLED BY A FUCKING VENDING MACHINE
What I first saw was this on my locker.
Once I opened my locker I found these on the inside
If I chose “Yes.”
and if I chose “NO”
If you were wondering, I said “yes” C:
Did I ever tell you that my boyfriend is amazing and I love him, like a whole lot? (Yes that’s his blog…follow if you want. :D)
We’re that bad, huh?
Did you do the thing, Neopets?
Tell me the truth, Neopets.
swagged out fitness
shedding fat on you bitches
A news station was interviewing a man who lived near a dangerous intersection. It is known for an inordinate number of car crashes.
HE JUST KIND OF STEPS BACK
“oh see there you go son”
BALLS OF NONCHALANT STEEL
“See, now this is the kinda shit I’m talking about…”
yahoo wants to buy tumblr so i’m making an early prediction as to what would happen if this were to take place
am i the only one who would just quit if that happened just no
if yahoo actually buys tumblr and redesigns it im definitely leaving
reblogging again because it’s absolutely incredible
important as fuck
can i put this on my refrigerator